Happy Birthday! I haven’t seen you for so long I’m slowly forgetting who you are!
This only means there’s less time left before you die.
I don’t usually do what the internet tells me to do but today I was particularly bored. Happy birthday.
If I wasn’t a hypocrite I would tell you to go fuck yourself, congratulations on this special day.
Happy birthday, you back stabbing, girlfriend stealing, self absorbed son of a bitch.
At least your birthday’s not on christmas, because I’m pretty sure you’re the son of satan. Happy birthday, Beelzebub the second.
do us all a favor and please just die.