Birthday Greetings For People You Hate

Happy Birthday! I haven’t seen you for so long I’m slowly forgetting who you are!

This only means there’s less time left before you die.

I don’t usually do what the internet tells me to do but today I was particularly bored. Happy birthday.
If I wasn’t a hypocrite I would tell you to go fuck yourself, congratulations on this special day.

Happy birthday, you back stabbing, girlfriend stealing, self absorbed son of a bitch.

At least your birthday’s not on christmas, because I’m pretty sure you’re the son of satan. Happy birthday, Beelzebub the second.

do us all a favor and please just die.

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